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[30 Dec 2008 | 2 Comments | 14,842 views]
Huge Cojones Of The Week: Governor Rod Blagojevich

This is the inaugural post of a new weekly installment here on Return To Manliness, Huge Cojones Of The Week.  The title pretty much says it all, but for our Spanish language challenged out there, cojones means balls.
Every week, I name the individual who displays amazing brass clock weights which we can all say “Wow, now that guy has some freakin stones.”  The person needs to be a guy (but not always), somewhat famous (but the 15 minute version works well too), and simply could give a crap about the …

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[24 Dec 2008 | 4 Comments | 9,017 views]
Rod Marinelli And Rob Parker Give Us An Amazing Lesson

The NFL’s Detroit Lions are the worst team in professional history.  I can say this and not feel like I will incur the wrath of any die hard Detroit Lions fans out there, because I am a lifelong one myself.  They lost their 15th game this past Sunday and are one win away from doing what no other team has ever done in the modern era – go winless in a season.  Probably the most un-manliness thing in pro-sports.  Good times.
Rod Parker of The Detroit News and ESPN’s First Take, …